So, yesterday I had a follow-up appointment with my surgeon, and I am pretty sure he thinks I’m a whore. I know. I’m as baffled as you are. I mean I couldn’t whore my way out of a paper bag. No seriously, I would fucking die in that bag.
While laying on my back with my feet securely placed in the stirrups, I told him how fabulous I feel compared to two months ago and was thanking him endlessly for giving me my life back. We were just chatting like a couple of old pals while he was doing his thing down there, and nothing was weird or awkward about it at all. But then I told him about the two issues I am having, and shit got real weird.
He said that he could see that one of my internal incisions is not healing as well as it should be, so that is why I am experiencing pain. Then without warning, he stopped what he was doing, looked me square in the eyes and said all mad, ‘You are NOT ready for intercourse.’