I want to start this post off with one important fact because it may add to its relevance – I am a vegetarian.

Last Thanksgiving, when I found myself crying and apologizing to a dead turkey as I rammed dry bread and spices up its ass in preparation for its ultimate sacrifice into my oven, I declared on the spot that I would never eat an animal again.  And I haven’t.  Admittedly though, I am struggling giving up sushi.  It’s not that I don’t think fish have feelings, they must, they do, but they are aloof and would probably be wholly pissed if I went in for a cuddle.  Like what am I supposed to do with that?  I’m working on it.  Fish matter.  I KNOW.

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